About me
I am looking for a woman (or a man, not sure at this point) with whom i can share my passion and interests. Looking for that one who i can get close to. In short, someone i can trust with my deepest and darkest secrets (believe me, i have some whacky thoughts in my mind sometimes)
BOYS, instead of sending me lame pick up lines rather send me a link to either one of these:
1) really hot lesbian sex video
2) a really good EROTIC movie (has to be a full movie) with a good storyline, passionate romance and some nice scenes.
3) pictures of women in really hot lingerie ... I like thongs, hot-pants, corsets, stockings. They don't necessarily have to be all in one photo.
If you put in the time and effort to search for the above mentioned and i like what you send me then i will send you a message of appreciation along with a friend request and i will put in the time and effort to chat to you ;-)
LADIES, please add me or drop me a message if you have some wild fantasies i wanna know! In return i will tell you about my fantasies maybe even exchange pics or vids. Extra brownie points and lots of hugs and kisses for those girls that can find videos mentioned above.
If your profile picture is your dick then dont bother adding me. This just means you are either so insecure that you feel that your face looks worse than your dick or you just want to brag about it. In either case i dont want dicks as my contacts.
If you dont have a profile picture i will probably not talk to you but i will take a peek at your profile to see what you are about.
If i dont reply to you after 3-5 messages, have some self respect and stop trying and move on. Dont waste your time or more importantly MINE!!!