It's all fun and games until someone's cock gets sucked

Welcome, and ladies and gentlemen at home, I expect you're wondering whilst I'm holding this superb hammer.

Well, let me tell you. We have the lovely Cat to my left, the lovely *** to my right, and oh goodness me,

they're going to ****** one another because they've been so bad. One of them hurt the other one accidentally, of course.

So we hand Cat her hammer, and the lovely Ian hands Kit hers, and let the fight begin!

Come on, Kit. Come on, Kit. Knock her out.