Shrimp Dick Bitch

You're perpetually talking about your stupid fucking dick. I strongly recommend you to get it out because you've talked about it so much; why not put it on display? Why are you being so shy now? Get it out! What the hell is that? I understand why you were apprehensive. How did you intend to fuck me with that thing? It's no surprise you're a virgin! While I won't be the one to steal your virginity, I will be the one to explain in detail how you will keep your virginity for the rest of your life and utterly demolish whatever last sense of dignity you may have had. You'll quickly learn not to bring up such a useless appendage around me again. Any hope you had of penetrating me will be extinguished. Get the fuck out of here, you pitiful shrimp dick.