Claudia Valentine is never intimidated by monster stiff peckers

A lot of people ask if they're real or fake.

And my boobs are fake, but they're supposed to look real, so.

They're pretty, uh, they're really terrific.

Say my car's parked on the other side of the bar, and it's closing time, and I don't want to walk all the way around.

I know that I've splashed my boobs so I can get in, so I can go to the other side and get to my car.